Love comes in many different colours and disguises, and I have no doubt that the man of my dreams will appear to me at The Button Club’s glamorous Pink Panther Ball. Fellow revellers can expect a Valentine’s evening filled with exotic costumed theatricals, and an exciting treasure hunt for a highly prized diamond, which the sensational Bond Street jewellers, Chatila (http://www.chatila.com/), are generously giving away to one very lucky guest.

I received a mysterious love letter today, alerting me to watch out for ‘a tall, louche sophisticate with bushy eyebrows, sporting a rhinestone jacket and a Batman outfit.’ If any girls spot him, he’s mine! The gentleman spied me at The BloodLust Ball back in October last year, and I’m certainly intrigued by my international ‘Bat Boy’ of mystery. He’s even intending to roll up outside The Hurlingham Club in a batmobile. In fact, his anonymous letter has quite taken the sting out of my failed work romance with Ptolemy from The Golden Rain Spa. However, I feel it necessary to share with Button Club readers that I am looking for a mature, sophisticated lounge lizard with a penchant for peppermint creams – possibly a divorcé with his own hair. The prospect of dancing the night away with a Batman in sheer tights doesn’t fill me with passion, unless of course they are worn by a chap like Jude Law, in which case he’d be forgiven for wearing black, tan or navy.

Fantastically, we’ll be shimmying to internationally renowned band ‘Sway’, and ‘Holah!’ who sang so wonderfully at The BloodLust Ball, will also be belting out some groovy, psychedelic songs. I just hope the dashing Brendan Cole pitches up again and gives us a jig.

Perhaps I will meet my prince charming at The Pink Panther Ball, or perhaps I’ll rekindle my romance with Ptolemy. Either way, I’m looking forward to kicking my heels up with fellow “Buttonettes”.

See all you groovy revellers on Friday 9th February. Grrrrrr!