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| Event: | Making the Giffle Exhibition |
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Riflemaker, 79 Beak Street, Soho, London |
| Date: | Monday 10th July 2006 |
| Time: | 6.30pm - 9.00pm |
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There is no greater peculiarity in the pantheon of strange human bio generations than the formation of The Giffle. A bizarre pathological residue fashioned in the cellular recesses of late mankind’s schizoid brain, The Giffle is generated through subconscious pulsations particular to angst-related neuro tensions within human brain patterns.
In the same way that limescale – that unholy clogging crust – gathers on the element of a kettle, so only over time and through due process does The Giffle build, strata by strata, upon the antipodean territory of the human psyche.
A hostile ectoplasmic substance that loiters in varying amounts like cerebral hemorrhoids in the grey matter of an individual’s brain, The Giffle develops over time and duration to form looping strands of mind boggling molecular complexity. If untreated, if unremoved, Giffle build up can lead to a multifarious array of neurological conditions in the suffering subject.
Giffle, though, in opposition to the passive malevolence of a tumour or blodclot, carry’s an enormous contingent potency, force and energetic potential. If cultivated safely there is no end to its uses; from raw clean fuel energy to Hay Fever treatment, Giffle is almost unlimited in its use value and application. But the question remains, how to make this wild, unruly substance? Stimulating the brain in order to coax out clutches of mysterious curled looping Giffle strands is a highly complex process… How is one to remove and harness the power of this phantasmagorical substance?
“It is of great significance that mankind now rises up to reclaim the alien territory of The Giffle back from its indigenous residence in the shadowy recesses of the deeper unconscious”.
(Official excerpt from the Cherrymead Decadium Book)
Making The Giffle only now, here today on the premises, becomes possible thanks to recent work steered by the Cherrymead group. For decades, proto-scientists have experimented with mechanisms and devices, calculations and formulas in order to develop that one particular machine capable of instigating the controlled extraction – and therefore safe manufacture – of The Giffle.
Welcome to that machine… |
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